I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
family, not some mid level governmental functionary
be it Democratic or Republican!
I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that
way, damn it!
I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it
makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or
victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try
to do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of
July.
I think that being a student doesn’t give you any
more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In
fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you
haven’t begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her
God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and
whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time
arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all
those experts now, when I’m freezing my ass off
during these long winters and paying, paying,
paying?
I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn’t
wander forty years In the desert after getting
chased out of Egypt. I haven’t burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!
So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the
Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his
money, and why he is always part of the problem and
not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your
sorry ass if you’re running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass
over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what
color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot
works, I don’t want you deciding who should be
running the most powerful nation in the world for
the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections
trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into
making “donations” to their cause. These people
should be targets.
I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a
child, it takes two parents.
I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it’s
sex, and this applies even if you are President of
the United States.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices…
again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD
American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this
to everyone you know.
We need our country back!
